Sophomore. I'm a bitch. I'm taken by a thief who stole my heart.. Along with a bottle of whiskey. I'd rather do drugs tbh.
hahahaha you came out of a vagina
You were never born then. Just removed.
Happy removal day, tumor baby
Im becoming a better person. Just hang around, you’ll see.(via blowmydandelion)
Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.
Look man. I don’t give a fuck if i’m knuckle deep in her ass hole and she’s covered in cum and tied to my bed frame, I still hold her equal to me.
i needed to reblog this again
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin
you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me