Sophomore. I'm a bitch. My boyfriend is mine till the day I die. I'd rather do drugs tbh.
people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked withi used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it
HOLY SHIT OKAY
friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch
If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. It should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre.
What he says: how do u know when lesbian sex is over???
What he means: I’ve never given a woman an orgasm ever in my life
SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT
Yo fuck that shit
these people are awful…