Sophomore. I'm a bitch. I'd rather do drugs tbh.
i want to take baths with you and hold your dumb hand and rent movies and watch those movies in your bed in our underwear at like 3 in the morning and i want to kiss your stupid face and cook you food and maybe fuck 7 times a night idnno.
tbh if you want free weed just tell a group of stoners you’ve never smoked before and then boom free weed
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact.
Because alcohol tastes better than tears.
I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.
see, you don’t have to say “not all white people are like that” …you just have to show it in your fucking actions so that nobody can ever accuse you of being one of those shit white people
I’ve never seen the last two gifs!
say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period
alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie
Says tumblr user niggercakes